Thursday, September 27, 2007

Pathetic Presidents

At least Erap really won his presidency.
GMA cheated.
So how come Erap's the only one in jail?

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The circus is in session again.

Or more like, another telenovela starring our elected officials.
Only, this telenovela has no heroes.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Screen Staring

It is a syndrome that occurs when:

1. You are bored at work and you'd like to pretend you're doing something.
2. You have to type something but you can't put it into words.
3. You are staring at a optical illusion picture in an email.
4. You would like to update your blog but you don't know what to blog about.

I stare.
And stare.
And stare.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Busy vs. Slack

Slack
1. There's people in the office.
2. By the time you arrive at the office, all the seats are taken.
3. The Internet is the primary source of entertainment.
4. No ovetime nor reimbursements in your payslip.
5. You can still see the sun when you go home after work. At least, sunset, hindi na sunrise.
6. You have time to watch the movies, but you don't have the money to watch them.
7. It only takes you one minute to make your time report.
8. There's nothing to do.

Busy
1. You don't see your officemates during the day.
2. At daytime, there's a lot of free seats. By nighttime, all the seats are taken.
3. There's no time for entertainment.
4. Your pay almost doubles because of overtime pay and reimbursements.
5. You can see the sun coming up when you go home after work. Hello sunrise.
6. You don't know thw movies. You don't know the TV. You just know your deadline.
7. You have a complicated time report. You don't have time to do it. You ask others to do it for you.
8. There's no one to do it.